i’ll get right on that
what
now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)
you have to let me park in your driveway.
the porky pig head post is real. no sources just trust me
agitated girl: mike put the camera down
mike: He ha why its a home movey
when rich people talk about “therapy” they mean sitting in a windowless room and staring at a 1997 porky pig head bank until you can’t recognize yourself in a mirror
*walks up to character in videogame* OI….GUVNA…. *tips gentlemens massive GUN HAT* theres a plague infesting these streets that makes people wear victorian MECHA SUITS and shoot ATCHYA.. heres a weapon *hands you lightning sonic wooden milady pistol* OAW by the way…you have some super powers too! They’ll letCHA choose between the GOOD CHOICE and the BAD CHOICE…. but DANT WARRAY GAVNAH it only ulitmately affects this pretty girl here! take her! *hands you female in big collared coat* see you around gavna! ohh! these filthy rats! everywhere!! *coughs and dies* (press x for awesome) *you press x* *super slow mo close up of gentlemen dying where you can see his bones*
i’m confused. what does this famous winston churchill quote have to do with video games?
